A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something 

• Them: look
• Me: I saw that already

Iron Man 3 

• Pepper Potts: Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit?
• Tony Stark: Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

energy-liger:

aceofstars:

ask-pinkie-pool:

twiborg:

avenginglesbianfriend:

heroofbagels:

tomquest:

inetux:

captainamericass:

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS

THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS

THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

#THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

The joke isn’t going to make it into the Avengers because it was repeated and bolded.

None of you are getting into the Avengers with that attitude! 

These posts are why tumblr is not in the Avengers

THESE POSTS ARE WHY TUMBLR IS NOT IN THE AVENGERES

A bastard, an assassin, and a lord.